Thursday, May 13, 2010

Alright, so this is blog #1 for me. Lets just talk about me for a second. i'm sitting here watching Rescue Me and lovin it. I got an ice cold Sam Adams right next to me, answering my goddamn cellphone is out of the question. i've gone through about 3 packages of 22 chicken nuggets, yet haven't made it to the gym yet. i'm going to be livid when i actually get there with all this extra shit in my gut. i'm 6'2'' 208lbs blue eyes brown hair athletic build...same old shit i suppose.

assuming that noone who knows me will check this out i'll spill it. i made the mistake of sleeping with a girl who was obsessed with me a little more than 2 years ago. not to get into details, but she got knocked up and when i grew the balls to get involved, because quite frankly she slept with 5 other guys the same week i did so finding out i was the father has been a struggle. that kid looks JUST like me. sort of a proud moment, because against 5 other dudes swimmers, mine kicked the shit out of, strangled, and suckerpunched their way into the oval of love and won. anyhow, i saw recent pictures of my daugher turned my mind around and i'm trying to get this whole "be a good pops" thing down. now i'm getting pushed out, hardcore. oh yea, did i mention that after she got knocked up she got a restraining order against me? so i was out for like 24 months. ooooh well, now i'm tryin to get back, she wants her to get into a goddamn beauty pagent at the age of 2. great. and her pussy ass scrawny shit bird husband supports this. i told her to get my baby girl involved with something that gonna make her a better person, martial arts, sports...anything but goddamn beauty pagents where people only look at beauty, not character. ahhhh, fuck, this woman is pretty much a complete retard and should not be allowed to raise a child. i'm out

EDIT: I have been turned down again just a few minutes ago by this slingblade whore for a paternity test. This is the final time I will request one. You won't be hearing about this again FYI. Also a friend of mine saw this and was shocked so I have had some explaining to do. This lil edit is for clarification.

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